Saturday, August 4, 2012

Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable. Top Ten List of Unlikable Traits

The YouTube videos above have nothing to do with the Top Ten list below, but they are must see videos for anyone even thinking about voting for Obama.

I got the following Top Ten list from a friend at church. This is what the media should be circulating. But they never will. So, we should do it.

Why Mitt Romney is unlikable. A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So, after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten list to explain this "unlikablility."

Top Ten Reasons to dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School, and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday" where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons, and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But, of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh, yes, he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point: pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF as opposed to marrying into it or inheriting it. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job, building your own business, and earning your own money made you unable to relate to Americans. He only gives 40 percent of his income to charity. How selfish of him. Liberals give so much more. Oh, but wait, liberals give liberally out of YOUR pockets. Mitt Romney dips into his own pocket when he gives.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?

Vote Romney or default to Satan.

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