Friday, November 8, 2013

Best layoff letter ever - All American-owned businesses should apply it!

To all American-owned businesses facing layoff decisions. Give this draft to your HR departments and upper management. It makes the layoff decision very simple and easy, and you can sleep well at night knowing you did the right thing!

Dear Employees,

As CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact Barack Hussein Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10 percent.

But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found 60 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars.

I have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change... so I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

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